Taunts

A taunt in Age of Empires

“	Start the game already!!	”
—A popular taunt.

Taunts are short in-game voiced messages players may send each other. They are available in every Age of Empires game. To activate a taunt, the relevant number listed below must be entered in the chat box.

Age of Empires

Number	Result	Audio
1	Yes.
2	No.
3	I need food.
4	Somebody pass the wood.
5	Gold please.
6	Gimme some stone.
7	*Whimper*
8	Your attempts are futile.
9	*Group cheer*
10	Hey, I'm in your town.
11	*Group groan*
12	Join me!
13	I don't think so.
14	Start the game already!
15	Who's the man?
16	Attack them now!
17	*Low laugh*
18	I am weak, please don't kill me!
19	*High pitched laugh*
20	I just got some... satisfaction!
21	Hey, nice town!
22	We will NOT tolerate this behavior.
23	Get out!
24	Dad gum!
25	Aw, yeah!

Age of Empires II

Community taunts

The following extract of Age of Empires II taunts are commonly used in the online community. Active members typically know some to most of these by heart.

Number	Result	Audio
1	Yes.
2	No.
7	Ahh!
11	(Laugh) Haha
14	Start the game already!
24	Dadgum.
105	You can resign again.

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Full list

Number	Result	Audio
1	Yes.
2	No.
3	Food please.
4	Wood please.
5	Gold please.
6	Stone please.
7	Ahh!
8	All hail, king of the losers!
9	Ooh!
10	I'll beat you back to Age of Empires.
11	(Herb laugh)
12	Ah! being rushed.
13	Sure, blame it on your ISP.
14	Start the game already!
15	Don't point that thing at me!
16	Enemy sighted!
17	It is good to be the king.
18	Monk! I need a monk!
19	Long time, no siege.
20	My granny could scrap better than that.
21	Nice town, I'll take it.
22	Quit touching me!
23	Raiding party!
24	Dadgum.
25	Eh, smite me.
26	The wonder, the wonder, the... no!
27	You played two hours to die like this?
28	Yeah, well, you should see the other guy.
29	Roggan.
30	Wololo.
31	Attack an enemy now.
32	Cease creating extra villagers.
33	Create extra villagers.
34	Build a navy.
35	Stop building a navy.
36	Wait for my signal to attack.
37	Build a wonder.
38	Give me your extra resources.
39	(Ally sound)
40	(Neutral sound)
41	(Enemy sound)
42	What age are you in?

Definitive Edition taunts

Number	Result	Audio
43	What is your strategy?
44	How many resources do you have?
45	Retreat now!
46	Flare the location of your army.
47	Attack in direction of the flared location.
48	I'm being attacked, please help!
49	Build a forward base at the flared location.
50	Build a fortification at the flared location.
51	Keep your army close to mine and fight with me.
52	Build a market at the flared location.
53	Rebuild your base at the flared location.
54	Build a wall between the two flared locations.
55	Build a wall around your town.
56	Train units which counter the enemy's army.
57	Stop training counter units.
58	Prepare to send me all your resources so I can vanquish our foes!
59	Stop sending me extra resources.
60	Prepare to train a large army, I will send you as many resources as I can spare.
61	Attack player 1! (Blue)
62	Attack player 2! (Red)
63	Attack player 3! (Green)
64	Attack player 4! (Yellow)
65	Attack player 5! (Cyan)
66	Attack player 6! (Purple)
67	Attack player 7! (Gray)
68	Attack player 8! (Orange)
69	Delete the object on the flared location.
70	Delete your excess villagers.
71	Delete excess warships.
72	Focus on training infantry units.
73	Focus on training cavalry units.
74	Focus on training ranged units.
75	Focus on training warships.
76	Attack the enemy with Militia.
77	Attack the enemy with Archers.
78	Attack the enemy with Skirmishers.
79	Attack the enemy with a mix of Archers and Skirmishers.
80	Attack the enemy with Scout Cavalry.
81	Attack the enemy with Men-at-Arms.
82	Attack the enemy with Eagle Scouts.
83	Attack the enemy with Towers.
84	Attack the enemy with Crossbowmen.
85	Attack the enemy with Cavalry Archers.
86	Attack the enemy with Unique Units.
87	Attack the enemy with Knights.
88	Attack the enemy with Battle Elephants.
89	Attack the enemy with Scorpions.
90	Attack the enemy with Monks.
91	Attack the enemy with Monks and Mangonels.
92	Attack the enemy with Eagle Warriors.
93	Attack the enemy with Halberdiers and Rams.
94	Attack the enemy with Elite Eagle Warriors.
95	Attack the enemy with Arbalests.
96	Attack the enemy with Champions.
97	Attack the enemy with Galleys.
98	Attack the enemy with Fire Galleys.
99	Attack the enemy with Demolition Rafts.
100	Attack the enemy with War Galleys.
101	Attack the enemy with Fire Ships.
102	Attack the enemy with Unique Warships.
103	Use an Onager to cut down trees at the flared location.
104	Don't resign!
105	You can resign again.

Age of Mythology

Number	Result	Audio
1	Yes.
2	No.
3	Food please.
4	Wood please.
5	Gold please.
6	Do you have extra resources?
7	Aww
8	Meet here
9	Oooh
10	Are you ready?
11	(Laugh)
12	I need help
13	Sure, blame it on your firewall.
14	Start the game already
15	Attack now
16	Build a wonder
17	I have extra wood
18	I have extra food
19	I have extra gold
20	You're my hero
21	I'm scouting
22	Yeah, whatever
23	Oh, you let a girl beat you
24	Are we there yet?
25	Hey, weren't you already voted off the island?
26	Ouch, that had to hurt
27	What happened to all the stone?
28	Throw things at me
29	(Scream)
30	Wololo.
31	You're very brave when you're killing unarmed farmers!
32	Turn back now, mortal!
33	You may feel less like fighting after I pull off your head!

The Titans taunts

34	If you give up now, we'll grant you a quick death.
35	Coward!
36	Did I mention that I am a god now?
37	Not a wise decision, but a decision nonetheless.
38	What do I gotta do to get some food around here?
39	I need some back-up
40	Fire in the hole
41	What a baby
42	I wish he would stop doing that
43	Ahh, what a foolish decision!
44	Ahh you are such a fool!

Age of Empires III

In Age of Empires III taunts can be added or edited by putting .mp3 files in the bin/Sound/taunts folder.

Number	Result	Audio
1	Yes.
2	No.
3	I need food.
4	I need wood.
5	I need coin.
6	Do you have extra resources?
7	I have extra food.
8	I have extra wood.
9	I have extra coin.
10	Meet here.
11	Are you ready?
12	I need help!
13	Attack now!
14	Upgrade your trade route.
15	Wololo.
16	I'm in your base, killing your dudes.
17	Check in your wallet. That's me on the dollar bill.
18	I believe that makes me your daddy.
19	El-Oh-El, I am R-Oh-Tee-Eff-El. (Laugh out Loud, I am Rolling on the Floor Laughing.)
20	Aren't you becoming quite the little problem.
21	(Laughter)
22	This will give me cred, street cred!
23	Hey, shut your pie hole!
24	I'll take that trade.

The Asian Dynasties and The WarChiefs taunts

25	You sit on the computer all day playing! You know nothing of hard life!
26	Really? Such a noob.
27	Ask not for whom the timer ticks. It ticks for thee.
28	(Alternate laughter)
29	Check in your pocket. The quarter is me, too.
30	Where is my mother?
31	(Charge bugle call)
32	Believe it, little boy!
33	Zing!

Age of Empires IV

Some taunts have multiple versions (few of those are missing from this page).

Number	Result	Audio
1	Yes.
2	No.
3	Good luck, have fun.
4	Are you ready to battle?
5	Oh, oh, I can't wait!
6	The anticipation is killing me.
7	Ding ding!
8	All hail, king of the losers!
9	Oooohhhh!
10	Hey, I'm in your town
11	Group Laugh
12	Ah! Being rushed.
13	Group Cheer
14	Start the game already!
15	Are you still there?
16	Not like this! Not like this!
17	Crickets
18	Group Wince
19	Sure, blame it on your ISP.
20	Don't point that thing at me!
21	I'm in your base, killing your units.
22	It is good to be the king.
23	I am weak! Please don't kill me!
24	How could you do this to me?
25	Long time, no siege.
26	I just got some ... satisfaction!
27	Nice town, Ill take it.
28	I ... did not expect that.
29	Quit bothering me!
30	Raiding party!
31	I'll take that trade.
32	Eh, smite me.
33	Can you believe it?
34	The wonder, the wonder, the ... no!
35	What a play!
36	You played two hours to die like this?
37	Yeah, well, you should see the other guy.
38	Roggan.
39	Wololo.
40	Good game, well played.
41	GG, no re!
42	GG, re?
43	Food please.
44	Wood please.
45	Gold please.
46	Stone please.
47	Send me your extra resources!
48	Let's go for a Conquest victory.
49	Let's go for a Sacred victory.
50	Let's go for a Wonder victory.
51	I'm capturing a Sacred Site!
52	Defend our Sacred Site!
53	I'm building a Wonder!
54	Protect my Wonder!
55	Enemy is preparing to rush.
56	Enemy is building defenses.
57	Enemy is booming.
58	Enemy has a trade route.
59	Let's move in together.
60	Wait, I'm not ready yet.
61	I need more time.
62	Fight alongside me!
63	I'm under attack!
64	Hold the line!
65	Don't give them any ground!
66	Watch out for enemy infantry!
67	Watch out for enemy cavalry!
68	Watch out for enemy ranged units!
69	Watch out for enemy ships!
70	Watch out for enemy siege!
71	I'm scouting the enemy.
72	Can you scout the enemy?
73	Enemy Scout heading your way.
74	Build infantry.
75	Build cavalry.
76	Build ranged units.
77	Build a navy.
78	Build siege.
79	Build forces to repel enemy infantry!
80	Build forces to repel enemy cavalry!
81	Build forces to repel enemy ranged units.
82	Build forces to repel enemy ships!
83	Build forces to repel enemy siege!
84	Attack the Blue player!
85	Attack the Red player!
86	Attack the Yellow player!
87	Attack the Green player!
88	Attack the Teal player!
89	Attack the Purple player!
90	Attack the Orange player!
91	Attack the Pink player!
92	Defend the Blue player!
93	Defend the Red player!
94	Defend the Yellow player!
95	Defend the Green player!
96	Defend the Teal player!
97	Defend the Purple player!
98	Defend the Orange player!
99	Defend the Pink player!
100	Retreat! Retreat!
101	Build walls here!
102	Please delete this wall.
103	Let's build here!
104	Please delete this building.
105	OP.

Taunts granted for participating in Solo or Team Ranked in Season 3.

Number	Result	Audio
106	Nice sheep.
107	Remember when you had an army?
108	Well that escalated quickly.
109	STRAEEELBOOORRAAAA!
110	Behold! My amazing army!
111	This is fine ...
112	You know, this game has a good tutorial.
113	It has been a pleasure.
114	I ... did not see that coming.