George Crushington

George Crushington
Unit information
Introduced in	Age of Empires III
Type	Cheat unit Cavalry Heavy cavalry Hand cavalry
Training
Cheat code	where's that axe?
Population	0
Food	7
Wood	4
Coin	1776
Statistics
Hit points	999,999
Resists	90% vs. Melee
Speed	7.5 3.75 (Trample mode)
Line of Sight	12
XP train bounty	10,000
XP bounty	15,000
Melee damage
Attack	800 533 (Trample mode)
Area of Effect	1 (Trample mode)
Rate of Fire	1 2 (Trample mode)
Siege damage
Attack	500
Range	12
Rate of Fire	2

“	Some sort of colonial Titan kinda thing	”
—In-game description

“	'Check in your wallet. That's me on the dollar bill.'	”
—In-game description

George Crushington is a cheat unit in Age of Empires III. He is one of the most powerful units in the game (along with The Tommynator). He attacks by banging his head on soldiers in melee combat, crushing enemy units under him (for trample attack), and blowing fire at buildings during a siege.

The unit is a large stone bust, and resembles a figure of George Washington. Its description reads: "Check in your wallet. That's me on the dollar bill." a reference to one of the in-game taunts. When killed, it crashes to the ground.

Trivia

• The summon cheat code, "where's that axe?", refers to the myth of George Washington chopping down a cherry tree in his youth.
• Crushington's voice is low-pitch version of George Washington.
• Upon rolling over "George Crushington's" icon image, it will display the unit's cost: 7 food, 4 wood, 1776 coin. This refers to July 4, 1776, the date upon which the Independence of the United States was declared.
• When Crushington attacks enemy units, cartoon fight bubbles will appear over the attacked unit, with phrases such as "Zoinks!", "Ooof!", "Pow!", and "Ka-blam!", among others.
• When Crushington is summoned, first notes of American anthem will play.

Gallery

George Crushington in-game

An army of George Crushingtons attacking a Russian settlement

An in-game George Crushington model