Alfred the Alpaca

This article is about the unit in Age of Empires II HD: The Forgotten. For the unit in Age of Mythology, see Alfred.

Alfred the Alpaca
Unit info
Type	Cavalry
Introduced in	The Forgotten
Cheat code	alpaca simulator
Stats
Hit points	140
Attack	120 melee
Attack bonuses	+100 vs Standard building +100 vs Stone defense
Blast radius	1
Rate of Fire	2.0
Range	0
Melee armor	20
Pierce armor	20
Armor classes	None
Speed	1
Line of Sight	6

Alfred the Alpaca is a cheat unit in Age of Empires II HD: The Forgotten. It is also available in the Scenario Editor.

Overview

Alfred the Alpaca has similar appearance to a Llama, but is smaller, without saddle, wearing a golden crown and has the ability to speak. He moves at moderate speed (comparable to most infantry) and attacks by headbutting the target. Because he has very high armor and trample damage, Alfred is nearly invincible in melee combat against any unit. However, Alfred struggles against fast ranged units utilizing hit-and-run tactics because it lacks speed and ranged attack. Alfred is also vulnerable to Castles and Bombard Towers. His abilities are very comparable to another cheat unit called Furious the Monkey Boy in that most of the attributes of the latter, are actually the same as Alfred's. There's only one difference to note, that is the aforementioned trample damage from Alfred, where as Furious does not have that ability, but otherwise they are very comparable due to the fact they can easily one shot everything in their path.

In-game dialogue

When selected

• Hey! Buy me a drink first, sailor! (Before the Definitive Edition)
• I like it when you touch me that way. (Before the Definitive Edition)
• Whazzap? (What's up?)
• Did you wash before you touch me?
• Good god, your hands are cold!

When ordered to move

• You move! I don't move, you move.
• Hey! Who do you think you are, making ME move?
• Woow!
• Wowowowowow wow!
• Why don't you get over here and make ME move big guy?! (in the Definitive Edition)

When ordered to stop / attack / change stance

• Woow!
• Wooooow!
• I am going to attack you!
• Enemy!

When killed

• Good god, I'm dead!
• Eh.
• You killed me! You! Son of a f*cked up. (Before the Definitive Edition)

Changelog

The Forgotten

• Alfred the Alpaca has 120 HP.
• Alfred the Alpaca has all quotes listed.

Definitive Edition

• Alfred the Alpaca has 140 HP.
• Three Alfred the Alpaca quotes were removed.

Gallery

A group of Alfred the Alpacas

Llama (top) compared to Alfred the Alpaca (bottom)

Trivia

• Alfred is currently the only unit in the entire Age of Empires series to vulgarly swear (in his death quote, before the Definitive Edition).
• When left idle, he stays groaning, and when created, he screams like the Llama do.

Video

ALFRED, THE ALPACA vs EVERY UNIQUE UNIT AoE II Definitive Edition