Talk:Siege Tower (Age of Empires II)/@comment-26283073-20170602105123

I have decided to change my opinion on Seige Towers.

They're secretely extremely OP.

Think about it:

Seige Tower has 10 letters. Seige Towers cost a total of 360 resources. 360-10=350. The first Seige towers were thought to have been used in the 9th century BC. 350x9=3150. King Ka's reign of Ancient Egypt ended around 3150BC. Ka has two letters. Siege Towers usually have 4 wheels. 2x4=8. A byte is made up of 8 bits. Age of Empires 2 HD with all expansions contains 5,046,111,603 bytes. 5,046,111,603 bytes is equal to 4.69 gigabytes. Age of Empires has 294 achievments. 4.69x294=1378.86. The 86th day of the year (excluding leap years) is the 27th of March. On the 27th of March 1378, Pope Gregory XI died. Pope Gregory XI was burried in Santa Francesca Romana. Santa Francesca Romana is located in Rome. According to legend, Rome was founded by the brothers Romulus and Remus. The legend of Romulus and Remus was the inspiration for the YuGiOh card The Twin Kings, Founders of the Empire. The Twin Kings, Founders of the Empire was first given to the first place winner of the YuGiOh 2014 world championship. The first place deck at the YuGiOh 2014 world championship was Infernity. The first Infernity card was released in the booster pack Ancient Prophecy. The set that followed Ancient Prophecy was Stardust Overdrive. The cover card for Stardust Overdrive was Majestic Star Dragon. Majestic Star Dragon has an effect that enables one to Special Summon a Stardust Dragon from your graveyard. Stardust Dragon has 2000 DEF. On the 6th of February 2000, Tarja Halonen was elected the first femal president of Finland. Finland borders Sweden in the northwest. Sweden is considered part of the Scandinavian region. The Vikings were from the Scandinavian region. The Vikings have the unique unit the Longboat. The Elite Longboat has 160 HP. The Siege Tower costs 160 gold. 160-160=0. 0 is spelled as zero. Zero has 4 letters. The fourth expansion to Age of Empires II HD was Rise of the Rajas. Rise of the Rajas introduced the Battle Elephant. Battle Elephants have a base 12 attack. Factoring in the negative melee armour of the Siege Tower, it would take 16 hits to destroy a Siege Tower. Siege Towers are produced in 36 seconds without factoring any bonuses. 36-16=20. Siege Towers can garrison 10 units. 20/10=2. In the Forgotten Empires (when Siege Towers could fire arrows), Siege Towers had a minimum range of 1. 2+1=3. The Illuminati has 3 sides. Siege Towers are available in the Castle Age. The Castle Age is the third age. 3/3=1. The Illuminati has 1 eye. Siege Towers=Illuminati Confirmed.

So there you go, Siege Towers are actually a giant conspiracy of the Illuminati. Which makes them OP at distracting us from our inevitable doom. So...they're good for something. BTW, I put a shit tonne of effort into this. Y'all had better at least try using them, for my sake.