Talk:Vermilion Bird/@comment-31614236-20170511004505/@comment-3171148-20170511030158

Hell, I am a Mod Designer (or "Game Designer") and I can create a better, more viable, story than this (Tale of the Dragon) atrocious piece of shit.

The issue with FE and Skybox is, is that they know they are sitting pretty, and don't give a shit about the source material (All ES Campaigns, Ancient History, Mythology, etc) because they know they can squeeze a POS-quality for a hot steamy cashgrab, whether they made it for more funds for another AoK DLC trashgrab (RotR's campaigns felt like they went back to the crappy, over-hard, cluttered level designs of that terrible DLC called "The Forgotten" compared to the AoAK campaigns that felt they were on the way to recreating ES' scenario design, even though their RMS' were lacklustre) or just as a cashgrab (which it is)

Anyone who defends ToTD automatically deserves an immediate, Disqualified. TOTD isn't in anyway defendable, at the most it is "Eh", and is just a sign of people (defenders of TOTD) lack of guts to speak up about the low quality of ToTD compared to the ES content, once again, I am going to shit on The Forgotten, again, 96%+ of it's content was ripped from Modders, the only thing FE made specifically for that DLC, was the new Condotteri graphics, and half assed Eastern European graphics which were still just modified Agamemnon Slav Buildset sprites.

Back onto FE's AoM team's abysmal Forgotten Empires Part II for Age of Mythology: Broken Edition which should've been fixed for release, but instead we're doing it now, ft. Chinese, and rehashed Alpha/Beta units, THE MOD, I mean Expansion DLC the Characters are all trash, the scenarios are all trash (their level design is the only decent thing) the content and story of it, in no way are related which flushes down the natural progression of ES' campaigns being connected.

ToTD's campaign in writing, and design is crap, it feels written by a bunch of kids, doesn't make you fill satisfied, and is in general, worse than The Forgotten's campaigns, to the point, where your better off, PLAYING THE FORGOTTEN, BECAUSE AT LEAST THEY HAVE A DECENT STORY, BUT OH WAIT, THAT'S BECAUSE, THEY BASED IT OFF REAL EVENTS [Except the Bari campaign]"

At least ES made their campaigns based on the POV of the Heroes you don't play, a Frankish Knight lost in the desert retelling the life of his master, Saladin. The Hun Campaign had a Monk retell the story of Attila's rise and fall. TOTD has a bunch of guys going "on no, the emperor is sending us to oversee a dam, but his son is evil, so he's doing SOMETHING, most likely the exact thing, his father's generals are doing, but no they say XD, they instead fuck up hell (XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD GAT OUT OF HELL/DOOM/DANTE's INFERNO) find out they did it for nothing, talk to THE retarded vermillon bird, and summon a fucking Titan, ONE OF THE ANTAGONISTS OF AOM, only for him to go "it is done xddddd" and fucking Yahweh starts sperming out light rays everywhere.

Fuck off, for god's sake, that's a terrible story, a mediocre one at best. (BTW I redesigned the ToTD campaign on the /r/Age of Mythology subreddit, to be less shit, align shitloads more with the original campaigns, so look for it, Tale of the Dragon redesign, same username too)

The progression of The New Atlantis to Tale of the Dragon is like Saints Row 2 to Saints Row TT where you have this serious story, but the next one is all like DUH HUR WERE RETARDED XDDDD

It's like Gremlims, to Gremlins 2, and every cashgrab sequel ever

Cases of Greed > Quality

I will say the Chinese aren't that bad, they just need more balance (Also FE made the chinks overpowered on purpose, cus MONNEEYEY XDDDDD, all the Brazilians and Mexicans will totally pay for it xdddddddddddddddddddddd, the chinese will play, o they wont cus their too triggered from out inaccurate designs of their gods xdd ok the AoM fans will buy it, because their desperate for fresh AoM Content xdddd so we'll give them a subpar POS)